CeleraPrime

Anon was roughly awakened by something warm and soft engulfing his face and a mouth full of bitter liquid. He tried to escape, but it was futile. The liquid kept coming and coming. He had no choice but to swallow. But there came more and more. It seemed endless. He struggled. After what felt like an eternity it finally stopped. Meghan got up from his face and wiped her crotch on his chest. She then turned around and sat on his stomach.

As is Anon, but he finally realized what happened. "What the fuck is wrong with you?! You just pissed in my mouth! And I swallowed it! Gross!"

She stares at him. It's in the middle of the night. It's dark. They're illuminated only by the moonlight. "Y-you... who?"

"What do you mean 'who'?! This is my house! Are you drunk?"

"Oooooooh! Yes, drunk. Who?"

"Not who! Get off of me!"

"Heh. I like you. I missed you. We haven't talked since I moved away. Still got your key, though."

Anon is speechless for a bit. "If you like me why the hell would you use me like a toilet?!"

"Who?"

"Not who. You! You peed in my mouth!"

"Heh. I don't have to pee right now, but I'd do it if you want me to."

"You already did! Crap. Forget it."

"Crap? I do have to take a dump..."

"Nononono... get off me and we'll get you sober. This is insane."